March 2012
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So today I tried Hamburger Helper for the first...
Me: Okay Hamburger Helper! I've heard things about you! Not necessarily good or bad, but lets help each other get rid of this hunger! :D
*first bite*
Me: Huh, not too bad, I could see myself getting a few more of these
*several bites later*
Me: Oh...okay starting to wear me down with your *gulp* "flavor"
*several more bites later*
Me: What even is this? Did I not cook the meat right?...Is it the sauce? Why do I feel quesy?
*too many bites later*
Me: GOD WHY CAN'T I STOP!?!?!
*so many bites later I blacked out*
Me: *crying* Fuck you Hamburger Helper....*sniff* you're no helper you're an instigator of LIES and MISERY!
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
"My sister lost her baby... and my state requires... →
stfuconservatives:
leeleeleelee submitted: “This is the reality of Texas’ ultrasound for abortion bill. A 30 year old Texas woman’s fetus’ heart stopped beating after 12 weeks. The options given were to wait until miscarriage, give birth to it, or to abort it (the preferred, safest option). She has to look at an ultrasound of her already dead fetus and if she looks away, she will have to...
February 2012
wenbys:
gigglemonster / living-death:
Daniel...
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wildj0neseyappeared:
nayariver:
Male LGBT characters on Glee
Kurt Hummel
Blaine Anderson
Hiram Berry
Leroy Berry
Sebastian Smythe
Dave Karofsky
Sandy Ryerson
Jeremiah (The Gap guy)
Chandler (A new character)
Female LGBT characters on Glee
Santana Lopez
Brittany Pierce
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Poll: Given Choice Between Romney and Santorum,... →
weaseltotheface:
politispeak:
DETROIT (The Borowitz Report) – With just one day until the key Republican contests in Michigan and Arizona, a new survey of likely voters indicates that in a match-up between former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney and former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, a majority would choose suicide over either candidate.
The poll, conducted by the University...
“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore...”
– Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage. (via abaldwin360)
BOOM.
(via tehblackbirdisincognito)
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I have a bio test in an hour and I really just want to stand up and say
THIS IS IRRELEVANT THE REAPERS ARE COMING IN 6 DAYS AND IF I DON’T STOP THEM THERE WON’T BE AN EARTH TO STUDY!
Then I run out of the room all
